This is the site's cast section,here you can find out more about the main characters of the strip.

FELNEY CAST

He is the character the strip mostly revolves around,and owns the house where him,aaron and tina live.He's also an anarchist and generally accepting of all the (left wing) people that the rest of the village hates,though sometimes he can be a bit stupid its always in a cute way ^-^

Age:25

One of the few characters to actually have a second name :),He is kind of the 'straight man' of the strip,even though he's gay,and turned up in the second issue and has lived with mike and tina ever since,i'll make a storyline explaining why someday

Age:25

Tina is best friends with aaron ever since childhood.She's a lesbian but doesnt seem to mind living with two guys..ahh well it is a comic strip.She was intended to be a kinda dark and emotional character,but has ended up as a really nice person-but i liked her like that so she stayed that way

Age:20

The only thing that stops the hitler loving bastards in the village killing him is the fact he runs the only decent shop there,he is actually british though,and likes the england football team-but that doesnt stop the stinking,thick people from annoying him

Age:30

She actually lives in london,lucky her!,she's tinas girlfriend and apparently a lesbian,but some of her dreams say other wise :),she also loves mike-but in a good friends sort of way-but then who couldnt resist huggling mike?,she also acts a little crazy sometimes

Age:22

Gorgeous,anarchist,intelligent,gay..and urr...cute!.He's aarons boyfriend and a 'comrade' of mikes,he actually lives in cambridge and was asking mike for directions to an infoshop.He isnt used much in the strip,but he's still cool

Age:23

Here is what to do if you want respect from kate-forget it!,she is one of the worst people in felney,not exactly a good parent,just racist,sexist,homophobic,bad tempered and backwards.She wouldnt even lift a finger to save her own daughter from the ravenous fen tiger without orders from the queen.The best way to get a drink out of kate is stick your finger down her throat,and the best way to annoy her is feed her daughter to the ravenous fen tiger

Age:42

Jane is kates daughter,and hates all the stuff her mum comes out with,despite being constantly 'drilled' to hate forigners and anyone who doesnt look right and doesnt understand why her mum has to be filled with hate all the time

Age:8

Mikes cousin,and similar to kate-not much to say

Age:24

Arrys wife,has no brains and seems to like being treated like dirt,always makes sure she doesnt stand out or act different to the trillions of clones of her

Age:24

He is the local conservative party MP for the area,and has held the seat securley for about 30 years now.He is actually a demon from the 7th circle of hell and has the ability to raise the dead-but dont tell anyone

Age:Infinite

He's the "Only good" teacher at the local school,and takes class 5-by "only good" i mean of course "Most ruthless,dangerous and always angry".He also has an addiction to hard drugs and patriotism-if he's smiling,start worrying!

Age:55

He is into hunting,shooting,fishing and little kids...

Age:67

YE LEGEND OF FELNEY CAST

He works as a general farm labourer and almost-slave to the knight who rules the area,sir foss.He looks young for his age,25,which in 1032 was about mid-life.He also has long hair like the present mike but is slightly bigger cause of the work he does.He also belives in workers power and that everyone should rule,but not actual anarchism because thats due to be invented in china in the 12th century

Age:25

He is also a farm labourer like mike,but bigger and stronger,and he's gay,because thats the tradition

Age 25

PLANET FELNEY CAST

He has just moved to planet felney from the city of new felney on earth.He (and the others) are on some futuristic further education program for some reason that i havent thought ot.Ooh well it did give him a free flat on a far away planet,not that thats exciting.He's also bi,to keep minny happy ^-^.And he's an anarchist,and wants another revolution to happen,after the first century of anarchism that got boring so they reverted to capitalism to give the anarchists something to want to overthrow

Age:25

This guy is pretty similar to the aaron of the present,and also had an obsession with not being seen as lazy,alough he has a robot to do a lot of stuff for him anyway :)

Age:25

She's aarons robot,and he's had her for about 5 years.She's also pretty lazy and complains a lot when humans ask her to do anything, Also she's the only one in the flat that can drive,because the driving test is so hard in the future only a robot could possibly pass it

Age:5,programmed to act 17

He's aarons boyfriend and an anarchist-Just like the present vinny.But he's a cat-boy from planet Felitra which makes him really soft and cute ^-^,and he lives in the same flat as mike,aaron and tina on planet felney

Age:23