(The anarchist way)

Tony blairs idea of "Cleaning up the countryside" involves a troupe of clowns in white cars brandishing high voltage guns and more curtian twitching than a hummingbird could manage,as usual he's ingoring the causes of all the problems in the first place-heres how to break down those barriers,make the locals think (if at all possible) and have some radical subversive fun while doing it!

۰Try "Answering" any graffiti that has questions or statements in it,dont get caught

۰Dont get involved in any "Village gossip",its probably bollocks and probably harmful

۰Ignore hosepipe bans,it'll convince the water company to get thier act together

۰Be friendly and helpful where at all possible,this will confuse and unbalance your enemy

۰Play SLF and similar songs on your car stereo when driving around,loudly

۰Protest against mobile phone masts and support wind farms,try to con others into doing the same

۰Sabotage,sabotage,sabotage the hunt today-sabotage,sabotage,sabotage it any way!

۰Make people from different countries welcome in the village if they move houses to there,might even get the right wingers thinking

۰Dont phone the police if the party next door is too loud,a load of drunk and angry mentalists roaming the streets at night is worse

۰Get radical stickers such as ANL ones and stick them around,people expect them in cities but in small village it might shock them into stopping and reading (Yes i know the ANL and SWP are supposedly wankers but i couldnt think of any other left-wing organisation that prouduces stickers right now)

۰Be nice to jehovas witnesses and tell political canvassers to fuck off

۰Sabotage and ruin anything that suggests keeping or restoring the imperial system

۰Dont bother with neighbourhood watch schemes,they never work

۰Mess up countryside alliance marches as much as possible

۰Trespass on big feilds,its your land!

۰Campaign for better public transport in the country,stop people driving everywhere

۰..and make sure you use it as much as you can

۰Actually use the recycling bottle banks ect if they are there

۰Dont vote in the local bi-elections,think that went without saying...

۰If you suspect a curtian twitcher is watching you turn round suddenly and wave or blow kisses at them,they wont be doing that again for a while

۰Dont pay the TV licence,they never check in the villages.Also remember they have no legal right to enter your house or make you sign anything.For added bonuses spray paint "Twats" or something on the side of the detector van

۰Support local small businesses as much as possible