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FORM SA-80: SHINRA JOB APPLICATION

Given name:

Stage name:

Name on fake ID:

Age:

Date of birth:

The purpose of this question is to check if you lied on the previous one

Place of birth (if unknown,plase state what type of box you where found in, and what was written on it):

 

Criminal record:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Further space on reverse ->

Level:

Exp:

Ap:

Favorite gun:

Bear in mind: Calibre, Rounds per minute, Stopping power and lack of accuracy.

Favorite battle:

Bear in mind: Yardage gained, Losses per minute and how pointless the whole thing was in the first place.

Gender:

[ ] Male

[ ] Female

[ ] Trans

[ ] Fluid

[ ] Solid

[ ] Gas

[ ] Agender

[ ] Pangender

[ ] Omnigender

[ ] Blob of goo

Status:

[ ] Dead

[ ] Alive

[ ] Vampire

[ ] Zombie

Why do you want to work for Shinra?

[ ] Support family

[ ] Support wife

[ ] Support mistress

[ ] Shoot people

[ ] Assasinate el presidente

[ ] You won't pay me to sit on my arse

Who do you hate more?

[ ] Maniacs trying to summon a meteor to destroy the world

[ ] Avalanche

[ ] Returners

[ ] Rebels from Fort Condor

[ ] Unarmed people peacefully protesting about their taxes being too high

How many people have you shot before?

[ ] 0-20

[ ] 20-50

[ ] 50-80

[ ] 80-100

[ ] 100+

[ ] They were foreign so I didn't bother counting

How did you hear about us?

[ ] Friend, Colleague, Cell mate

[ ] Best selling book

[ ] Film/TV tie in

[ ] Someone with green hair complaining that we said uranium was safe

[ ] Loud drunk bloke with moustache shooting his mouth off in the pub

Whats your favorite final fantasy?

[ ] 1

[ ] 2

[ ] 3

[ ] 4

[ ] 5

[ ] 6

[ ] 7

[ ] 8

[ ] The one I'm in

Do you watch:

[ ] Master chef (you can't join)

[ ] Cookery class with Sid Vicious (you can)

Do you read:

[ ] Shin-ra Times

[ ] Anarchist Weekly (you're not working for the returners are you?)

 

Please send your completed application to:

Shinra Tower, Sector 1, Midgar, Midgar, Gaia. Please mark it "Recruitment: Level 13". If incorrectly marked it may end up in the top secret Dinosaur Cloning Department by mistake.

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