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101 Offensive Games Pack, Part 2: Centrefold

Description:
Here we are at part 2 of the offensive games pack,
Centrefold!. This is based on the classic game
Centipede, which i have not actually played, but from
looking at pictures of it i got a rough idea of the
gameplay, and thats what i put in this game. These
offensive games pack games are gonna have altered 
gameplay anyway, but it will be more obvious in some
than others. Here you are a topless supermodel, trying
to get a tan in the proper way, for once, but the
Hacks from The Sun are coming onto the beach in 
thier legions to try and take pictures of you, before
running into the sea to escape into thier secret
underwater lair. So blow them away!

Controls:
LEFT   = Left
RIGHT  = Right
SPACE  = Shoot
ENTER  = Select (In Menu)
R      = Reset hi-scores (Hi score screen)
F8     = Show application menu (not the title screen!)

Q&A:

Q: Why did you make the main character a girl? are you
sexist?
A: Die

Q: Well, i think...objectifying of women...sexist role
models...er...complete bigotry...er, facist bush and
traitor blair...G8...BASTARD!
A: I objectify sexy guys in my Yaoi too

Q: I was offended by your previous statements about christi-
A: WRONG!

Q: What is the 101 Offensive Games Pack?
A: Ah, a useful question. It was inspired by those "101
Arcade Classics" things you see in Argos, ect. Some stall
in Cambridge was selling them for a while, and the list
of games had "Paper Boy" mis-printed so it looked like
"Raper Boy", this got me thinking about creating a pack 
of 101 arcade classics with a toilet humour-esque twist,
obviously, creating 101 games in Klik was impossible, and
would obviously be abandoned after the first 10 or so, if
that. So i decided to tone it down to about 9 games, all
in one .exe, however i didnt realise you could only use
one hi-score table at a time, unless you did some buggering
about with INI and stuff, which i couldnt work out. So
i decided to release the games seperatley. Then i decided
i WOULD make 101 of them, but spread them out over time.
I probably still wont actually do 101, but i'll do as many
as i can. At the time of writing i have...two.

Games already planned for the pack:

Spak Invaders    - Space Invaders (Made)
Centrefold       - Centipede (Made)
Gallagher        - Galaga
Pie Hunter       - Spy Hunter
Bogger           - Frogger
Dogger           - Frogger, again
Pissile Command  - Missile Command
Cattlezone       - Battlezone
Raper Boy        - Paper Boy
Bonking Kong     - Donkey Kong

Suggestions Welcome!

Contact:
E-mai/MSN         : m_deathbringer@hotmail.com
Other E-mail      : 2024note: Defunct!
Website           : 2024note: www.felneyverse.co.uk
Other Website     : http://felneycomic.keenspace.com/
AIM               : 2024note: LOL like I still use that
Adult Friendfinder: 2024note: This was like an adult Facebook with absurd rules, my profile was constantly being "rejected". Oh well, maybe my dick is still on there somewhere.