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=======================INSULT  MAKER=======================

Don't remember when I made this, but I suspect it was 2005
or 2006. There was a lot of roadworks on the A10 then, and
I used to scream swear words every 10, then every 5, then
every 1 minute if I wasn't at the point of the journey I
wanted to be, in order to reach my job at 8:30 (and have
time for a cuppa before starting). Anyway I was running out
of creative swears, so why not programme a computer to make
new ones for me? Though I only had a bulky desktop, probably
with a CRT even, so how was I going to take that in the car?

Anyway, this used to be online, but now that Vitalize! is
depreciated, I've made it into an .exe instead. Might be
amusing for a minute.

As well as clicking the button, you can also press space!