******************************Fenland Anarchy Team-F.A.T***************************************** ________ / /\ \ / / \ \ | / \ | =|==/======\==|= AN ANARCHISTS GUIDE TO-U.F.O SPOTTING-BY:DEATHBRINGER | / \ | F.A.T FILE 1-JULY 21ST 2000 (yes its that old...) \ / / \________/ \ Now,we all know that anarchy is about destroying (or just getting rid of) the goverment,and theres a different group wanting to also destroy the goverment,nameley UFO belivers (like me) who are seriously pissed off about the coverup (like me) and want to burn things till the goverment admits it (like me) Well then heres the anarchist way to see ufo's.Normally if your not looking for one,you see it (like my one-and-only encounter ive ever had) and if you look for them (like about a year after my only encounter) you dont see them.But some people get lucky.Anyway if you do have an encounter remember this stuff,first DONT TELL THE WRONG PEOPLE!-the 'wrong' people include police,military,goverment agents (god no,theyll kill you probably:) and any sort of journalists,also dont tell anybody who is likeley to inform these authorities-parents/non anarchist friends ect ect.Second,ARM YOURSELF!-The men in black rarley come round,but if they do,be ready-threaten them,rather than the other way round.So if you see the black car and stuff get the knife/gun/chainsaw/home-made rocket launcher/nuke or whatever ready and open the door,stick near thier neck and go WHAAT?-Make sure to have the right atmosphere as well-sex pistols blaring out in the background,smelling of pot and stuff.And thirdly-GET SOME OTHER (TRUSTED) PEOPLE INVOLVED!-when the mibs or federales come round have somebody hide with a hidden camera to get plenty of evidence (nows the time to tell the media,make sure you have copies of the tapes,and send em anonymously).Anyway with 2 or 3 trusted people they can watch your back and you can watch thiers (just incase 'they' make a list of people you talk to) for a while. Now then,looking for ufos,IF YOU EVER TAKE A PHOTO,MAKE SURE ITS A POLAROID!!!!!!!-If you take it to boots or whatever theyll just say it didnt come out when its really going to the goverment,or the guy developing it will get so excited hell tell the goverment and dissapear,along with the shop,your pictures,and you... Also make sure you photo copy the picture,scan it in and save it in differnt places and encrypt it tons,have some on yer hard drive and some on discs,hide the discs and the actual picture better than you'd hide crack if you lived next to scotland yard. Now then,with all these copies use an anonymous email proggie to send a scan to the papers,make sure you cant get traced,or place a photocopy through their letterbox at about 3 in the morning,rember to say why all the secrecy (the goverment are fuckers) and make sure they cant find out who you are in any way. Probably the best (or worst) thing is that your taken onto the ufo and meet aliens,now if thier not too 'tie it up and stick pins in it' then tell them about how corrupt the goverment is and that they should help anarchists destroy the goverment (hahahaha,next time theres a riot all the cops get death-rayed from space HAHAHAHA KILL EM ALLLLLLL!!!!!!)er yeah where was i.Oh yeah if we have the aliens helping to free the world from barbaric feudalism then anarchy could come quickly.But anyway once they drop you off in a feild 2 weeks later or whatever get back home and take the same anti-mib precations (unless its a 'missing time-cant remember' abduction,then you cant remember it and arent reading this).And remember not to tell the goverment or anybody else.Now if you get wierd radiation burns or space deseases then do go to doctors but dont say how exactly you got them,if they say theyll get the goverment or somebody to do a better investigation then either threaten the doctor (mr knife will help) or run like billy-o Youve been reading a F.A.T file by the deathbringer The purpose of this is to take control away from the goverment by not telling them about ufos theyll run out of people to investigate and kill and forge death certificates (and they call shipman bad,when they kill ufo see-ers all the time and make the police and doctors 'look the other way')this hopefully will cause unesiness and collapse in the goverment (when combined with all the other anarchists guides im gonna write) and then when thier gone its ANARCHY! DISCLAIMER Fuck the goverment,ufos DO exist,ANARCHY IN THE U.K ITS COMING SOMETIME MAYBE!