Scribbled from memory, not too bad considerin', only I forgot the big name right across the front
Universe: All
Story: Felney
First seen: XXXX
Type: Van
Year(s): XXXX
Crew: 1
Passengers: 1
Top Speed: XXXX
Weapons: XXXX
Defence: Driver's farts
Capacity: ‚˜‚˜‚˜‚˜‚˜
Length: 12ft
Width: XXXX
Height: XXXX
Fuel Type: Petrol
General Info:
A tiny van based on a Japanese "Kei van" called the Suzuki super-carry. Kei vehicles could also be built and sold in Britain back then because things were normal. There wasn't even modesty bags on porn in the newsagents! Anyway these were often comically crammed with two fat bastards who weighed more than the cargo. They had a 998cc engine under the seats and were none too rapid.
Variants:
Bedford Rascal - Van
Bedford Bambi - Camper
Origin / Inspiration:
Based on the real van