FORD ANGLIA

Universe: All

Story: XXXX

First seen: XXXX

Type: Car

Year(s): XXXX

Crew: 1

Passengers: 4

Top Speed: Not much

Weapons: "You've left your coat in it"

Defence: "Coat? That's the heater"

Capacity: 1 set of golf bats

Length: XXXX

Width: XXXX

Height: XXXX

Fuel Type: Petrol

General Info:

A strange-looking small British Ford of the 1960's, with a swept-back rear window. Featured heavily in Heartbeat, and made internationally famous by Harry Potter.

When I was 19 I was on this Teen Youth Teen Programme for Teen Youth Teens... or whatever. Anyway I fancied the fuck out of a straight guy on it. We both fancied the fuck out of these two blonde girls on it. The taller, thinner and flatter-chested one already had a boyfriend, who had a breathed-on Anglia he drove everywhere with his foot on the floor. I wanted a go!

Also my dad rolled one when he was young, but everybody was alright.

In Felney Software driving games, it's called a Bolt Angular

 

I'd have given the coordinator lady one too, she had a crackin' pair.

Variants:

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Origin / Inspiration:

Based on the real car.

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