KAPPA UNIVERSE

The Kappa Universe is the universe of Kio Shimoku's manga / novel (the anime was... wierd) Genshiken. Genshiken was split into two parts - the first one, which was set in roughly 2002-2005, and the second, which is set in roughly 2012 - 2015 (based on when the volumes started coming out in the UK, anyway... ahem). But the second one continues directly on from the first, thus 'retconning' the first one to 2009 - 2012.

There was also a Genshiken Novel, set sometime between the first and second omnibus editions (or at least, it features the 'original' characters, but after they are all well established). For the purposes of my stories, it's 2010. The Genshiken novel featured many strange and supernatural occurences, including a videogame that kidnaps people, and a demon walking the earth in human form. This is also canon, in the form of an actual demonic invasion from hell. This invasion is undone by a great and legendary hero (aka Japanese university student Harunobu Madarame) and the world is "reset", everybody waking up on the first day of the invasion once again, with the events fading like a vague dream (which explains why the Genshiken characters never mention it again).

(The invasion was Started, contrary to the Genshiken Novel's explanation of a demon getting pissed off by Japanese society being 'degenerated' by anime, by Satan getting pissed off about god being too strict with sinners, and cramming hell full of them. Satan sends the latest 3 sinners back to earth, accidentally opening a rent in the dimensions that allows loads of monsters and zombies to follow.)

Bakuman and The Eltingville Club (along with the Northwest Comix Collective) are also really happening in this universe. Some of the manga "Muto Ashirogi" create will turn up in this universe as real books. Genshiken makes reference to "Pakuman" occasionally. This is a Muto Ashirogi manga about a fictional duo who become famous making a manga about a killer notebook. As if anybody in real life would read such crap. Maybe the Eltingville Club members will turn up in the background of a story set in America... but probably not.

Pyscho Physicist and the Highway-Babe's Apprentice

Set in

1773, 'framed' by 2010 and 2773

Created in

Not yet.

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Doctor Kew, Frances Falconer, Molly Markham

Description

Doctor Kew, miserable at the chaos of the demonic invasion, decides to use that time machine he has laying around to escape into the past. He meets two Highwaywomen, but the law are also after them.

Status

Not made yet - will be a printed "Tijuana Bible", and hopefully eventually in a compiled book.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

An ancestor of J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock from Round The Horne will appear

She told me "I have a cocksy", then got ridiculously angry about being called trans

Midshipman Manjuice in Malta Run Massacre

Set in

1942

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Midshipman Manjuice, Sergeant Shitestaber, Private Parts (Seaman Staines, Rodger the Cabin-Boy, and so on). Oh, and inevitably some Germans called Willi and Helmut.

Description

Midshipman Manjuice is in command of the AA Batteries on HMS Thruster, on the Malta run in 1942. He knows how to keep his men motivated... but what will he do when a Nazi sub captures them?

Status

Not made yet. Will be a printed "Tijuana Bible".

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

HMS Thruster will be quite a strange ship, just one smallish forward gun, like a Corvette, but also lots of depth-charges and no fewer than eight side-mounted heavy Oerklion AA guns.

3:40

Long-Haired Chinese Bisexual Commie Killers in Rocket-Firing Tiffies

Set in

1948

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Sir Welle-Endowed, Li-Ku Mei, the inevitable Long Wang and the frankly unrealistic Nai-Su Titties.

Description

An eccentric British gentleman ass-kicker wants to help out the Chinese nationalists, so privately ships over a load of rocket-firing Typhoons, along with a huge store of fuel and ammo. His ground crew are all beautiful, flat-chested young women with really long hair. And his pilots are all beautiful, nicely-toned young men with long hair. They have a lot of sex in between missions.

Status

Not made yet. Will be a printed "Tijuana Bible".

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

Not actually the first Tijuana Bible to be set in the Chinese Civil War.

Take, Take(s), Took, Taken, Taking

Lesbian Leninists Teach Traitors to Love the Lash

Set in

1966

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Leninina, Stalinska, Marxina etc

Description

An all-female version of US Angel Corps, regarded by many to be the most offensive webcomic ever (which didn't "intend" to offend people, anyway. Not like Electric Retard), basically. Oh and it's set in a Soviet Gulag during the cold war.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

I just came up with the title randomly. I'd not actually heard of US Angel Corps until about 2 days before I started making this page.

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Flat Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell

Set in

2010

Created in

2014 / ????

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Nick Chiu, Annie, Katie, Suzie

Description

Three flat-chested women get sent to hell after dying in a Morris Minor crash. God sent them to hell because they were flat-chested, but could have afforded boob jobs. Also because they were driving a Morris Minor, but could have afforded modern hybrids which are nicer to bunnies. Satan gets pissed off at how strict god is being (another demon is thankful he didn't look further back into thier record of sins) and overpopulating Hell. Satan sends them back to earth, through Nick Chiu's ceiling, in a Morris Minor. They proceed to fuck Nick, and each other, for hours. Meanwhile loads of zombies and monsters follow them through the dimensional gap.

Status

"Being" "made". I'll probably restart it. Will be the first of my "Tijuana Bibles"

Location

Not made yet. The cover can be seen here. Though that will likely be re-drawn!

Misc Note

This will probably be my personal favourite out of all the comics I've created. Just look at that title, it's perfect!

Bollocks

Biker Dyke Chainsaw Chicks vs The Satani-Klan

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Candice, Sherrie, Lou-Ann, Marcie, Shaznay, Kerrie, Kurt K. Klansman

Description

A lesbian biker gang called The Purple Hands are having an orgy at a motel when thier rivals, The Labrys, show up. After some threats, they realise they are being played off against each other by a satan-worshipping variant of the KKK. They team up to fight it.

Status

Not made yet, will be a print "Tijuana Bible"

Location

Note made yet

Misc Note

The villain in this will probably the only guy in my Tijuana Bibles with a wildly exaggerated cock size (unlike the original Tijuana Bibles, where Popeye's is so big it comes out of Olive Oyl's mouth).

The Labrys is a two-headed Ancient Greek axe which is a more obscure symbol for lesbianism. The Purple Hands is associated with a 1960's protest in San Francisco, where journalists threw ink out of the windows at protesters against false reports on the Stonewall riot, so they covered their hands with the ink and put prints all on the building.

Pissy bollocks

GM Gangsters' Zombie Rap Attack

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

XXXX

Description

A bunch of gangsters from LA, who love classic Dodges, Chevy's etc, kill zombies while rapping. And having sex.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

I know bugger all about rap, but DO know about really old, pre-WW1 British comics. This will actually look like one of those. Only those didn't have quite so many titfucks and skulls being blown open.

No peel, gritty fuckin' fruit

Classic Ford Faggots in Tarantu-Alley

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

XXXX

Description

A bunch of gay guys who live in a Welsh valley and like classic Fords have to fight off a load of giant spiders that emerge from disused mines.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

I wanted to make a giant spiders comic ages ago. But that one was going to be set in Canada during one of the World's Fairs / Expos in the 1960's, and have an 11 year old girl as the main character. It'll be a lot more fun this way!

Twats...

Transvestite Flamethrower Fuhrer Incinerates the SkinS

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

"Hitler", Some skinheeds

Description

A cross dressing gay guy who thinks he is actually Hitler (and is also a pyro) pulls some gay skins. But actually they're just trapping him for a beating, for "insulting the great leader". They wait until they've had sex with him first, though. Just to make sure he is gay. But they aren't... of course.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Mot made yet

Misc Note

Title came first, worry about the story later XD

CUNTS

Apache Apache's Unleash Hellfire on the Hellfire

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Breaking Wind, Touching Cloth, Passing Rust, Carley Curls, Nancy Nines

Description

An all-Apache Apache squadron from the US Army decides to take the fight to the invading hellspawn. By blowing the fuck out of them. Right after they're done shagging easy redneck babes anyway. Oh yeah, they also have long black hair and nicely-toned bodies, and are always topless and in war paint... even when flying multi-million dollar combat aircraft.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

I plan on looking up what traditional Apache ceremonial dress and warpaint actually look like, so that the characters will be accurately depicted.

HAH! Bet you thought I was serious there, for a minute. I doubt I'll even accurately depict the traditional ceremonial dress of rednecks.

とろけろミルクティー

Punk Pyromaniac Swingers' Porno Stash Rampage

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

The Baron of Finsbury, Mike Smith, Ann Morgan

Description

In the 90's, there was a free porn channel on analogue satellite called Eros TV, which was blocked (through the EU - can't wait until we leave it and dodgy Eastern European gangs can beam porn at us with the UK government unable to do the slightest thing about it) by some anti-free-broadcasting terrorist group led by The Baron of Finsbury. Mike Smith and Ann Morgan, from Felney, who didn't have the internet then, got incredibly pissed off by this, and use the chaos of the demonic invasion to hunt down the Baron and kill him.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

The blocking actually happened, in about 1997. And yes, I did on-and-off research who was ultimately responsible for it over several years. Illustrated payback time! For best results, read while listening to 紀元二千六百年 and 大日本歌 on a 78rpm record.

Hey let's go

Queers From Qingdao Crush the Werewolves

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Oh christ, I've already used "Long Wang", I'm not made of comedy sex-related fake Chinese names, you know.

Description

Gay guys in China fight back against the demonic invasion there, by killing werewolves in between bouts of bumsex. They save some high-ranking party official, and cause gayness to be fully legalised in the People's Republic, which is nice.

Status

Not made yet

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

I was kinda running out of title ideas. This will be yet another porn comic with slightly chubby chinese guys in it. That's just where my tastes ended up running at the time.

The nation of Taiwan is the sole legitimate successor state of China.

I fancy launching one.

The Transexual Serial Killer And The Future Soldier Make The Living Dead Dead Dead

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Steve Gunn, Sunita Shankar

Description

Steve Gunn dimension-and-time travels from the Gamma Universe, meeting Sunita Shankar, who has travelled a similar way, but forwards in time. They land right in the middle of a zombie-infested city, and kill shit. All my Tijuana Bibles are going to be on different coloured paper, but this one will be on white paper, and printed in colour!

Status

Not made yet. When the Tijuana Bible book rolls around, this will probably be greyscale, not colour XD.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

Actually a remake of this. Though I also planned to make a stop-motion animation on the same theme once.

Prattle

Cockney Crook Sports Car Mafia Sex Massacre

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Stu

Description

Stu from Zombie Shock Massacre 2 (which is actually in the Delta Universe, but run with it) is now a more high-ranking gangster (but still has dyed streaks in his hair). The zombie massacre has made him love killing and torture. He also shags anything. The demon invasion is his time to shine!

Status

Not made yet

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

Stu is also friends with Harry and Annie from Classic Felney, and regularly sleeps with them both. He also has a big cock.

Bonkhonagahoogs

Temporal Tranny Terrorist VS Manga Mecha Maniacs

Set in

2010 (and the 114th century)

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Karn, Zarn

Description

Time-travelling, dimensional-hopping humans from the far distant future try to 'fix' the Kappa Universe, but misjudge thier flight plan and end up fighting giant mecha instead. Or something like that. Oh and those far future humans are all really pale, petite and are all highly promiscious bisexuals with cures for any STD.

Status

Not made yet

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

The future humans are part Eloi, part Time Lord, part whatever-they-are-in The Flipside of Dominick Hyde. They also have flying saucers that are bigger on the inside. One day they will get thier own 'proper' story.

Flobbidydob

Butch Babes Butcher The Legions Of Beezlebub

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Print Tijuana Bible

Main Characters

Sunita Shankar, Katie Pagley, Sherrie

Description

Somebody needs to really clear up all these demons, zombies and monsters around the place. SEND FOR LESBIANS! Guest-starring Sunita Shankar (as she is in 2010 - IE with a vagina), and Katie, the most dykey of the flat-chested nympho cougars.

Status

Not made yet

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

I actually think butch, manly, curvy / thin, short, punky-haired lesbians are really fucking cute. Woe is me.

Ok, it's going... you idiot.

Anarchy Doom (re-make)

Set in

2010

Created in

Not yet

Type

Doom Wad

Main Characters

XXXX

Description

A very loose re-make of my old Anarchy Doom, from the Gamma Universe. Now the Anarchists in question are in Farnbridge, which is invaded by one powerful demon who starts controlling the minds of the police, army and various thugs. These conspire to ruin the environment with chemical weapons, developed under the guise of "research into fluid dynamics". The local leftie eco-warriors find out, and all get shot. The Anarchists witness this and decide to embark on an escalating campaign of sabotage and destruction. After the end of the demon invasion, they all wake up, thinking it was just a dream.

Status

Not made yet.

Location

Not made yet

Misc Note

Might never be made, but it's a cool idea. It'd be "semi free roam", with a large town created in the Doom engine. Between the 'mission levels' (which would be linear), you'd be able to travel to/from the missions and your house through the town, which would change over time (and sometimes be day and sometimes night), with in-jokes and easter eggs scattered about. Plus a changing lineup of enterable buildings (it'd be done in the EDGE engine, which has portals) with stuff to find.

Shitarsewanquer

Fiasco

Set in

2012 - 2015

Created in

2014 / 2022 - ongoing

Type

Print Comic

Main Characters

Pete Chiu, Rob Dixon, Melanie Todd, Vicky Rozell, Susan Buckthorn

Description

Pete Chiu is a half-Chinese, half-White guy who starts an undergrad course at Farnbridge University in 2012. He joins FIAS - Farnbridge International Anime Society, along with vicky. And the story follows his loves, losses, trials, tribulations and, of course, projectile vomitings, over three years.

Status

Being made. Was supposed to be an excercise in fast-yet-accurate drawing, perhaps managing 10 pages a month or so. It's been probably over a year and I've got four, none of which is finished.

2023 update: Several re-starts were made on this over the years, in 2022 I decided to actually get on with it proper. 250 pages have been sketched, about 25 have detailed pencils finished and 5 or so have been inked.

Location

Not finished yet, will be (mostly) print only.

Misc Note

First I wanted to create a short comic strip about "the worst anime con in the world", called FIASCon. Then it expanded into turning several of the most (in)famous Weeaboo Horror Stories into comics. Then this expanded into knitting several together into one narrative, as a kind of "British Genshiken". Which is set in the same universe as the Japanese Genshiken.

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